masturbate for life
的有关信息介绍如下:Well its prom night, I'm all alone and man I feel so lame.
我是一个在舞会中孤独的糟糕男
Across the gym, stands the girl of my dreams
在舞池的另一边,是我梦中的女神
but she doesn't even know my name
但她连我的名字都不知道
As I stare my heart skips a beat,
每次凝视你,我都会面红心跳
she leaves me breathless I can't pretend
她真的令我窒息
I know that I can't offer her much,
我知道我不能给她什么
but I sure beat her douche bag boyfriend
但起码一定比她的蠢货男友好
You may never want me
她从不看我一眼
But love for you is true
但我对你的爱却是真切的
So everywhere I go girl
所以无论我去到哪里
I'll be touching myself to you
我会因为你而抚弄自己的身体
Oh...I will masturbate to you in the shower
我会因为你而在洗澡是撸炮
In the cafeteria during lunch hour
午餐时在食堂中撸炮
Gonna play with myself in my Parents' car...to you!
在父母的车子中跟自己的老二玩耍
Oooh, I will masturbate to you on the beach
我会因为你而在沙滩上撸炮
In the dentists chair while he's cleaning my teeth
洗牙时在牙医椅上撸炮
I'll never see you again after tonight
我知道过来今晚我不会再有机会见到你
But I will masturbate to you for life
但是我还会为你撸炮一生
Don't dare you stare and judge me on how I express my love
你们怎可以批评我表达爱的方式
You can write poetry,
你自己选择用写诗
me I will rub and tug
我责选择撸炮
I'll never hold you
我不会有机会牵你的纤手
Lay with you in the sand
或跟你在沙滩嬉戏
Go live your life girl
去追求自己的生活吧
Cause I'll being making love to my hand
我会跟自己的手做爱
Oh, I will masturbate to you like a fiend
我会因你像着魔一般撸炮
On Martin Luther King Day and duing Halloween
每个马丁路德日和万圣节我都撸炮
Stroking every single night of Hanukah
在光明节的每一晚都不例外
Oh, I will masturbate to you over sea's
我会在远方为你撸炮
On the Eiffel tower and while meeting the Queen
在埃菲尔特塔上,或是见女王时都要撸炮
Honey go with him,
亲爱的跟他走吧
I'll be alright.
没有问题的
Cause I will masturbate to you for life
因为我会为你撸炮一生
Life is so lonely without you
没有你的生活是多么单调
There's only so much jerking one guy can do
我只可以抽插自己的双手
But why this devotion
但是为什么我要对你那么忠诚呢?
I've wasted all my lotion
我已浪费了很多沐浴露
Baby I was blind but now I can see..
亲爱的我终于觉醒了
Oh, I will masturbate as you grow old with me
我会撸炮到和你同偕白发
Every single birthday and anniversary
每一个生日和每一个周年纪念
In the delivery room as our first child is born
在产房中,当我们第一个孩子出事时
I will masturbate to you and you alone
我只会为你而撸炮
Playing with our grandkids in our nursing home
当我们在养老院中和儿孙玩的时候
You're the one that I need I must have missed it somehow
原来不才是真正我差点错过的那一位女神
But I will masturbate,
所以我会撸炮
I will masturbate,
所以我会撸炮
I will masturbate..
所以我会撸炮
To you
现在
right now.....
现~~~~~~在~~~~~~~