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masturbate for life

Well its prom night, I'm all alone and man I feel so lame.

我是一个在舞会中孤独的糟糕男

Across the gym, stands the girl of my dreams

在舞池的另一边,是我梦中的女神

but she doesn't even know my name

但她连我的名字都不知道

As I stare my heart skips a beat,

每次凝视你,我都会面红心跳

she leaves me breathless I can't pretend

她真的令我窒息

I know that I can't offer her much,

我知道我不能给她什么

but I sure beat her douche bag boyfriend

但起码一定比她的蠢货男友好

You may never want me

她从不看我一眼

But love for you is true

但我对你的爱却是真切的

So everywhere I go girl

所以无论我去到哪里

I'll be touching myself to you

我会因为你而抚弄自己的身体

Oh...I will masturbate to you in the shower

我会因为你而在洗澡是撸炮

In the cafeteria during lunch hour

午餐时在食堂中撸炮

Gonna play with myself in my Parents' car...to you!

在父母的车子中跟自己的老二玩耍

Oooh, I will masturbate to you on the beach

我会因为你而在沙滩上撸炮

In the dentists chair while he's cleaning my teeth

洗牙时在牙医椅上撸炮

I'll never see you again after tonight

我知道过来今晚我不会再有机会见到你

But I will masturbate to you for life

但是我还会为你撸炮一生

Don't dare you stare and judge me on how I express my love

你们怎可以批评我表达爱的方式

You can write poetry,

你自己选择用写诗

me I will rub and tug

我责选择撸炮

I'll never hold you

我不会有机会牵你的纤手

Lay with you in the sand

或跟你在沙滩嬉戏

Go live your life girl

去追求自己的生活吧

Cause I'll being making love to my hand

我会跟自己的手做爱

Oh, I will masturbate to you like a fiend

我会因你像着魔一般撸炮

On Martin Luther King Day and duing Halloween

每个马丁路德日和万圣节我都撸炮

Stroking every single night of Hanukah

在光明节的每一晚都不例外

Oh, I will masturbate to you over sea's

我会在远方为你撸炮

On the Eiffel tower and while meeting the Queen

在埃菲尔特塔上,或是见女王时都要撸炮

Honey go with him,

亲爱的跟他走吧

I'll be alright.

没有问题的

Cause I will masturbate to you for life

因为我会为你撸炮一生

Life is so lonely without you

没有你的生活是多么单调

There's only so much jerking one guy can do

我只可以抽插自己的双手

But why this devotion

但是为什么我要对你那么忠诚呢?

I've wasted all my lotion

我已浪费了很多沐浴露

Baby I was blind but now I can see..

亲爱的我终于觉醒了

Oh, I will masturbate as you grow old with me

我会撸炮到和你同偕白发

Every single birthday and anniversary

每一个生日和每一个周年纪念

In the delivery room as our first child is born

在产房中,当我们第一个孩子出事时

I will masturbate to you and you alone

我只会为你而撸炮

Playing with our grandkids in our nursing home

当我们在养老院中和儿孙玩的时候

You're the one that I need I must have missed it somehow

原来不才是真正我差点错过的那一位女神

But I will masturbate,

所以我会撸炮

I will masturbate,

所以我会撸炮

I will masturbate..

所以我会撸炮

To you

现在

right now.....

现~~~~~~在~~~~~~~